A question of attitude...

[DaveP]

Lemme tell you summink about worms: they possess a hormone which causes them to gravitate towards non-ferrous metals, plus they've developed a magnetic gall bladder

Well, nothing else would explain why they're always in the bit of the clod right next to the find

You haven't met the worms of Surrey - they are renowned for excreting large amounts of non-ferrous crap! Just got to work out whether they were laughing at me or showing me their bums

[figgis]

You haven't met the worms of Surrey

I grew up on them. Literally. Apparently, I used to eat them

[Bors]

I grew up on them. Literally. Apparently, I used to eat them

No inquiry needed then on why you needed a Worm Tablet constantly.

[Easylife]

I often have to scroll down to see what the original topic was about!

[Easylife]

Lemme tell you summink about worms: they possess a hormone which causes them to gravitate towards non-ferrous metals, plus they've developed a magnetic gall bladder

Well, nothing else would explain why they're always in the bit of the clod right next to the find

I didn't know that, everyday is a schoolday! You should update the Wikiworm page.