I'm John and I like gin.
Well, that's enough about me. Need to go and get a stiffner after the effort of writing that little lot anyway.
By the way, if you see an old geezer paddling about the Stories section in mismatched carpet slippers complaining about inefficient servants, his extraordinarily disfunctional (not to mention ugly) family and lying outrageously about what he's found, don't worry - that's me as well. Just smile, nod politely, and I'll go away eventually
Welcome to the forum and I hope you enjoy your time here.
Pip pip
